No, I’m not kidding. A new cupcake “bar” opened up in our town, so I decided to take my 5-year-old there to celebrate her first swimming lesson. Plus she just lost two teeth and a boy wants to kiss her. So we’re overdue for some quality mommy-daughter time. She, of course, got a chocolate on chocolate variety. I passed up my very favoritest flavor, chocolate with peanut-butter frosting, for something new: a coconut/passion fruit train wreck. Torture with a bow on top.